For those of you who don't know, there is a wonderful little webcomic known as "The Order of the Stick". It's a story following a group of adventurers who live in a world ruled by Dungeons & Dragons 3.5 rules. Literally. As in they know about the rules. It's weird.
For those of you who want to read it, here's the archive. http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots.html
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Anyway, one of the recurring villains in this webcomic is Nale. He's the twin brother of Elan, one of the main protagonists. Now, Nale is as simple a villain as they come. He sticks to clic